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minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 days agoI’ve been chased twice by cows here in Germany, not a single time by a bear or a shark. Coincidence? I don’t think so!
minus-squarealdhissla@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoSounds like what the bear/shark-maffia wants you to believe!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI’m not paid to lure people into the woods or sea! Who said that?
minus-squarerapchee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoi bet your shell is so hard right now, you dirty, dirty reptile
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoOh you, stop it! I’m the one seducing you!
minus-squarealdhissla@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoSounds like exactly what the woodland/sea creatures want you to believe.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’m on them, but they keep trotting away at a slow pace 😐
I’ve been chased twice by cows here in Germany, not a single time by a bear or a shark.
Coincidence? I don’t think so!
Sounds like what the bear/shark-maffia wants you to believe!
I’m not paid to lure people into the woods or sea! Who said that?
i bet your shell is so hard right now, you dirty, dirty reptile
Oh you, stop it! I’m the one seducing you!
Sounds like exactly what the woodland/sea creatures want you to believe.
I’m on them, but they keep trotting away at a slow pace 😐