• Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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      I am not an engineer, but I’ve heard hardware stores will refuse to sell anything to you if you are trying to make a cord that’s male on both ends due to that being a crazy dangerous fire hazard

      But still, plugs aren’t people anyway…

      On that note “Oh but a key that opens any lock is more impressive than a lock that opens for any key.”

      “Yes, but my vagina isn’t a lock, it’s a hole… and your penis isn’t a key, and it sure as hell isn’t unlocking me without my say so.”

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    I love jokes like these, other variants I’ve heard are

    “Libtard can you even tell me the difference between Sex and Gender if they’re REALLY two different things?” “Well it’s quite simple, you see the difference is that I didn’t have gender with your mother last night.”

    “There’s only two sexes!” “You’re right! There are only two sexes, the sex I have with your mom, and the sex I have with your dad.”

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      Just FYI, telling them the difference between sex and gender is the difference between biology and psychology usually shuts them right up.

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        That’s not really how yo mama jokes work, in an insult sense. They work by implying that suddenly you’re, socially speaking, their father, the rest is flourish. Like the maid uniform your mom wore last night.

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          These types of jokes “work” because people consider it an insult when you somehow suggest their mother is promiscuous, or fat, or whatever. When you wonder why that’s sexist ask yourself why these kind of jokes aren’t told as: “Me and my friends gangbanged your father.”

  • To answer the question implied ( how do lovers with non-hetero bits get it on? ) the answer is any way they can. The sex is not about making sure the parts fit but engaging in physical intimacy and expressing love (or at least extreme horniness) for each other, and so any given couple is going to figure something out, even if its frottage or oral or whatever.

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      Literally. If “homosexual = gay” and “gay = (dated) happy, joyful, and lively,” then homophobes saying “Stop being gay” can be understood as “Stop having fun.”

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      There are 3 types of people in this world when it comes to gender and sexual identity

      Homophobes(and other equivalents)

      People in the LGBT community

      Straight people

      Homophobes are literally gay people in denial! Straight people would just go on with their day

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        Can confirm, I’m straight and I don’t give a shit who other people are interested in