One of my students today told me to have a peaceful Christmas. I don’t know if I want to have a peaceful Christmas, as it’s been hectic and filled with visiting family. Furthermore, I think I prefer this to being bored. What type adjectives would y’all use to describe your ideal holiday season vibe?


I want to wake up smelling Christmas tree and my ex-wife. It doesn’t appear I’ll get either. Meh, I guess the cold van will do.
I miss the smell of Christmas trees! I hope you find something comforting :)
I, uh … much prefer her smell on me now that the dryer sheet ran out. I’d be fine with a Christmas tree, but this is how I have her here.