tta.wtf
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

lemmy.world

message-square
25
link
fedilink
156

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

lemmy.world

devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
message-square
25
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    33
    ·
    2 years ago

    I can’t code for shit.

  • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    2 years ago

    I was born handicapped, i don’t have xray vision.

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    2 years ago

    Physics. Light won’t pass through my body.

    • Afghaniscran@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 years ago

      That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

      • XTornado@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 years ago

        I don’t think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.

  • Nis@feddit.dk
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    2 years ago

    My bones.

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    2 years ago

    There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

    • vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 years ago

      blind people exist.

      blind people use computers.

      Maybe she’s using accessibility tools to yogacode

    • Gork@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 years ago

      Yonicasting

  • brokenlcd@feddit.it
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 years ago

    The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling

  • greedytacothief@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    I can’t afford a Mac

  • Krafting@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 years ago

    Web devs in 2024 be like

    • Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 years ago

      Backend developer.

  • hedgehog@ttrpg.network
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    2 years ago

    That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    I don’t have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i’ve tried.

    • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      i’ve tried

      A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.

  • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 years ago

    Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.

  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 years ago

    My flexibility.

  • testman@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    2 years ago

    Is this the “agile” development methodology that I heard so much about?

  • Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    Every muscle in my body

  • LoveSausage@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    My dick

Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml

programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 143 users / day
  • 1.39K users / week
  • 3.53K users / month
  • 3.58K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 37.8K subscribers
  • 1.28K Posts
  • 14.7K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
  • cat_programmer@lemmy.ml
  • UI: unknown version
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org