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I mean, as a long time D&D player, this would be a pretty accurate adaptation of some of the tables I’ve played at.
Bears are child’s play. I still can’t clean my brain of the day my DM got the object of his unrequited love to play out his sex fantasy in front of her boyfriend by getting her to yes-and yerself into a liason with a DM-insert dragon.
Disgusting. People like that are the reason that No D&D is better than bad D&D.
But, like, what if it’s just been a really long time since you’ve played D&D, and you’re just really lonely, and long to feel the touch of a 20 sided polygon?
And foot licking!
