I don’t that’s why I just strap GoPros to my car with duct tape

speed is crazy

you’re definitely not 18+

I can say that cause I’m not 18+ either

jk I’m 25 yrs old

that’s what I said I was like what was that about

its tramatized me

i feel that way sometimes. one time i was tracking a little group of 5 deer (2 female, one male, and two 5-month-old fawns), and i had lost them. i said “shit.” and somebody said “what’s wrong?” to which i replied “i lost the deer i was tracking.” “hmmm.” said the voice sympathetically. “yes, that will happen sometimes. no matter.” i then realized that somebody was talking to me when i shouldn’t be talking to people nobody knew about my secret place in the woods. “wait.” i said turning around. it was a bird. “yes?” the bird cocked his head. it was a cardinal. my patron bird. “is something the matter?” “yes,” i said, “you’re a talking bird.” the bird twitched his feathers. “is that a problem?” i shook my head. “no, i just was surprised. ive never seen a talking bird before.” “well, now you have. but im here for a very special reason.” “what reason is that?” “Extremely special. but, before i tell you, I must tell you my name.” “my name is Red.” dun dun dunnnnnnnnn its actually a story I’m writing so tune in for more soon

ok. I’ll keep that in mind.

oh, thanks! so should I keep posting the dumb homophobic shit my coworkers say to me?

okkkkayyyyy…? should i take I down? I want your guy’s honest opinion so I can know what you want me to post :)

honestly I wasn’t even trying to ragebait you I was just spitting facts bro like trust

what no you turn back into creative and either build a crane cause you can double jump to fly or you can download a mod for the crane and just spawn one

crawler cranes…? like baby cranes? how cute

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oh ok

politics totally have everything to do with the cost of the house

I used to like math too

when were were counting lil squares on the paper and when were awarded a piece of candy or one of those smelly erasers

but then they were like “hey why don’t you just solve this simple problem? its about identifying perpendicular lines on a graph to find an angle measure in a right triangle. but were not gonna tell you what the number is. hell, were not even gonna give you a graph. or a pencil. or a paper. you’re gonna have to make your own paper and pencil. and here’s a essay for some fucking reason, cause this is math and you need to write a fucking 31 page ESSAY about TRIANGLES!!!”

that was math for me :)

no its really not

post: about home alone house

people in comments: politics

me: jumps off of bridge

with bungee cords

bro looked a lot less orange

also why does everything turn to politics???

I was on a post about beans and people were arguing about politics in the comments

please stop

I don’t have enough depression medicine for this right now

what

that one employee:

long live the parachute