Hey now, don’t insult gnomes like that.

de83jwe IS a sailboat stupid head!

I may be going out on a limb here but I’m going say it’s probably a lamp.

I know a guy that only buys white pickup trucks because white has the best resale value. He is just as boring as he sounds.

Try it with Cinnamon Toast Crunch, trust me.

Two from the same guy.

Remember, you’re not sick in traffic, you are traffic.

If you don’t have time to do it correctly now, how are you going to have time to fix it later?

As a long time whitewater kayaker and motorcycle rider I had this drilled into my head so much when I was younger.

Whenever my wife and I are at a restaurant and someone that is not our server brings the food to the table they always assume the vegetarian plate is hers and the one with meat on it is mine. They always seem confused when it is the other way around.

I am legally blind in one eye (just see very fuzzy color) and if I close my good eye this picture is indistinguishable from a low res image of Jupiter.

I am a lighting designer for concerts so right off the bat my career would be over. Outside of work I listen to music a lot to help motivate me to do things so it would be much harder for me to accomplish anything.

It used to drive my wife insane because my mother and I will just pick up in the middle of a conversation we had been having a month ago. No “do you remember when we were talking about X”, just straight up picking up the conversation right where we left off without missing a beat. She has gotten used to it now but she still does not understand how we can do it.

Can’t spell philbert

This is why I hate when people ask me what time it is. I can glance at my watch and know what time it is but not in a format that makes sense to other people. In order to tell someone what time it is I have convert to a “normal” format and that makes it look like I cannot quickly read my own watch.

I know a Sherpa guide that lit up at the summit of Everest while waiting for the rest of his group to arrive. This was many many years ago before Everest became the zoo it is now.