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And just when you think they couldn’t stoop any lower

That’s what all pre-dictator era babies say

Bro even Epstein didn’t like trump

I mean he literally just had the military bomb some random Nigerians for a “media distraction from #pedotrump”. Let’s see if they keep just following orders now. I’m guessing they probably will.

But… how will I poop?

Honestly I can’t stop looking at his hands. They’re huge!

Big oil will never let him live

Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!

What a progressive! Burn the witch !!

Now if I could just stop blindly paying for everything with a credit card and setting “only pay the minimum amount” every month

Dumpy dumpy

Oh look mama the stone is yellow

They’re Nigerians who will even notice? /s

Ok tell me when to stop being cynical so I can be optimally not cynical

America /s

Am I the only one who cancelled their gym membership this week?

And don’t forget propane and propane accessories!

Thanks for including this excerpt. I’m losing my fucking mind that OP was so detailed in his explanation yet left such a rudimentary question unanswered like “do they vary the depth of the dimple depending on fill level”?