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Plot twist: it was someone else’s kidney

Go home drunk, I’m too Dad

TFW I’m arrested for forgetting my adhd license

Plot twist: other person thinks the same of you…

Now the only thing left to do is get through the shame spiral because I said bye too many times

Perhaps you should produce your own factually correct version of the funny meme?

Yes that’s the theory, and the joke here is that as shown by several recent global outages, in fact that distribution is wholly supported by a very few key resources.

…but after some thought I realise it is in fact a comparable level of difficulty to that of the time when I forcibly removed confectionery from the grasp of a very young child

I have an electric oven with an automatic shut off timer and it is literally a lifesaver. If I set alarms on my phone I’ll inevitably ignore them due to hyperfocus on something else and forget I even put the oven on until I go back to it the next day so it’s saved me from fiery death on many occasions - not to mention my electricity bill.