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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL children in Australia leave out beer for Santa.English
15·1 day agoYou really hope he comes to your house early in the route.
I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.
UFO for sure. You can tell by the crop circle they left.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•If the finger count doesn't fit, you must acquitEnglish
80·3 days agoLooking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you get carried away with the cornEnglish
121·4 days agoThose Huskvarnas are powerful.
The corn really pops.
I like the way you put the corn in there for texture.
Maybe why you don’t see a lot of futons (aka the OMG taco) anymore.
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World News@lemmy.world•Hundreds of works in the Louvre damaged by floodingEnglish
591·6 days agoI’m not sure this is the right place to keep priceless art.
I had a neighbor with six weiners but they tended to keep the drapes closed.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttsEnglish
4·7 days agoSmart to put the Butt label on the brown half.
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London@feddit.uk•Tower of London reopens after apple crumble thrown at crown jewels displayEnglish
7·7 days agoTower closed today due to apple crumble.
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Technology@lemmy.world•AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for EveryoneEnglish
129·7 days agoReddit was ruined for me a couple of years ago and AI wasn’t involved. I no longer interact there but I do still read Reddit occasionally. Personally I find it difficult to wade through hundreds of one-liners without forgetting what the post was about.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you personally use upvotes/downvotes?English
251·7 days agoI upvote things I find interesting. I upvote posts that I comment on. I don’t downvote.



Is that a large pick, or is this one of those optical illusions where the size of the person is reduced to make the pick appear larger?