Jerkface

Horse: enclosed.

Am I the only one that read this as an incest joke?

The curds at the grocer here are 12USD for an 8oz pack and they don’t squeak. I don’t blame them, but I wouldn’t call it poutine.

I wonder if I, too, could be a citizen by recursion.

“Great thinkin’ there, genius.”

Gets the point across, but nobody ever gets mad at the insinuation that you fell short of a high bar.

“AI bust subtracts more than a trillion dollars from wealth of US tech barons in 2026”

No, I hate it- it’s perfect.

Fully. Functional. ~help I’m being crushed by memes!~

Mashup artist detected

Yes, 69 is way better when 420 comes first.

The article claims that they are:

We backed up Spotify (metadata and music files).

Edit: why do I say these things…

No, you have to bring it with you.

It’s what plants crave.

I hear the sheepherding meta is toxic this season.

Only casual, social sheep herding for me.

Should have warmed up with a Mounds.

“This one’s for memory.”
“You actually believe in that garbage?”
“No, you don’t understand…”

🌽 🤝 🥜

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