beginner’s mistake, you need to move closer together. like reeeally close. and you obviously wash each other.

part of a healthy diet

i can’t believe it’s not corn

you aren’t broke. you are literally the president of the the US and A

why do you have my cat and my couch?

wholesome.

looks awesome

usually that accusation would hurt. but since it’s coming from a keyboard communist i don’t blame you. maybe someday you’ll overcome truth disorder, though it’s looking bad for you.

“finally, the victim considers surrendering to the war criminals!”

i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)

it happened.

however now that you say it i don’t actually know if it was word and you are right it probably wasn’t. her screen was of course not turned to us, so my brain just assumed it was word and twisted the story.

the story is true non the less. she was really pissed at him.

i shouldn’t have laughed this hard. reminds me of the time we got a substitute for computer class who didn’t know anything about computers. after 45min. of her typing into word she asked the class what the shortcut for quicksaving was. my friend who loves to clown answered “alt+f4”. needless to say she wasn’t happy with the result…

good times

thinking about it… that was a real dick move

edit: it unlikely that it was word - see answer by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz

i like that too. that would have been a cool field if i only found out earlier. well now i’m a kindergarten teacher which is fine too. i try to focus on MINT for kids. maybe i’m educating future programmers. my brother was programmer. now he manages them

tbf: when me and my family or friends hike they are always surprised at the things i see.

“How did you see this snake?”

“how does one even see a woodpecker in all that trees?”

“how do you know that these greens are edible?”

the answers are:

“how can someone not see it? we nearly stepped on it”

“i heard it’s call and i knew i had to find a small stripe of red or it’s hasty movement”

and

“hyperfocus and uncontrolled internet connection”

me actually. i remember because a friend said, “no, owning a port is a legitimate interest, and russia needs it economically, blah blah blah.” and I remember telling him that it was naive to ignore russia’s annexation of crimea, and that this was an invitation to the next step.

putin only talks one language and that is power.

“okay, okay, hear me out: what if nazi methods, but for getting a job. we could even tattoo their number on their arms. it’s only consequent, we already devide by skin colour”

WTF

also be aware that keyboards can collect data.

futo keyboard or fossify keyboard are a good alternative

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