OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

Excuse me?

If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Save big money at My Nards!

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

A/s/l?

What about a EWE?

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

https://www.businessinsider.com/toys-r-us-opening-new-stores-flagship-whp-global-mortar-2023-9

Just, ya know, if we need FUTURE family planning advice.

“Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

It’s a major award!

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.