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Oh hey it is the turd that does not flush coming back to visit us in Christmas
I didn’t vote him.
He’s just an mp of clacton
-sigh-
…”you don’t vote for kings”
King of the cunts
Unless it consists of him repeatedly saying “I’m a cunt”, I’m not watching that.
There’s a clip of him doing the 6-7 meme
For god’s sake, you can’t say that and then not link it!
Do you think you’re the king? What’s with that profile pic? 😂
We’re all relatively anonymous on Lemmy. He might literally be the king.
I am The King. I don’t have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300
Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧
Your majesty! That’s exactly what King Nelson Mbgawa of Sudan said yesterday! It’s funny how you Royals can be so careless at times!
I will of course arrange the transfer as soon as possible, and might I add, what a great honour to do so.
Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧
I will give you a nighthood (we have a spare one after my silly brother went to the virgin islands)
I know I’m definitely that person I’m titled as.
I have no reason to doubt you, actual Jaden Smith.
However, I must admit that my username is actually a pseudonym.
We also had Margot Robbie.
“How do you pronounce FARAGE”?
“FAR-RIGHT”Farr-idge, to rhyme with smidge, and redolent of garbage.
He is a stupid colonial wannabe.
I mean yeah but that’s not how you pronounce it
C-U-N-T
That’s how you spell it, not how you pronounce it.
He’s just right-wing not far right. 🤦🏻♂️
He literally is a separatist that caused the recession that is Brexit because he is so afraid of brown people working harder than him.
a PUTIN puppet is speaking.
King of the bellends
Hear ye! Hear ye! His royal majesty King of the Bellends, Lord of the Turd, the Protector of the Nonces, King Nigel “Puke Stain” Farage.
Sadly, I know you’re posting this in defence of the king and not out of disgust for fuhrage.
Zack Polanski needs to defeat this wanker already!
Hypnotise him, give him boobs and denounce him as trans?
traitorous twat
The fucking praying photo too.
British is far removed from religion, but even the biggest gullible cunt out there wouldn’t believe Farage to be religious.
basically an american style politician
This is super reductive and I know there are a lot of serious issues at play here…but has anyone told him how ugly he is? Being ugly is totally fine. But these people are so obsessed with image, I think calling him ugly might disarm him. Like, if we just call them ugly at every opportunity they would just melt.
i.e he is like a turd that won’t flush
That and I bet he smells of stale tobacco and beer. His aftershave is probably called Moquette de Wetherspoons.
Moquette de wetherspoons sent me haha, very good.
Polanski is doing one as well, but at the same time as the King’s Speech. This is apparently just a feature of British politics now.
Yall just spewing rubish. Step it up folks…
Farage is not King - and that’s a good thing!
Although, he will likely become PM.
