• BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Please come visit. I will maintain my culinary pride, light a damn candle, and try to fart louder than you like a good host

    Also, I tried that poo stank pill (devrom, bismuth subgallate) and if you can squeak out a scent through that you’re a stinkier ass than I. And I’ve like been kicked out of churches over mine.

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      11 days ago

      kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!

      and try to fart louder than you like a good host

      there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao