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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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I'm really sorry, but I had to do it.

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I'm really sorry, but I had to do it.

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    I mean, the last time I left a shit, there were two kernels of corn in it. Just two.

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      I’m more concerned that you find it worthwhile to count the number of corn kernels that made it into your poop.

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        It’s hard not to count two visible objects.

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          Well, that’s fair.

        • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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          So there could have been more invisible ones

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            Forgive me, but I’m not gonna pull a James Sunderland and reach into the toilet to find out.

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              That was just more some kind of philosophical question
              But the stupid kind

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      Bro what, actually same here, are we encountering some kind of conspiracy?

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        would that conspiracy be way two corny?

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      Reminds me of those carnival games where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar

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