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Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.

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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.

Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • MadBob@feddit.nl
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    This pun doesn’t work in my accent.

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      Because you pronounce “one” differently than “won”? Or why?

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        Yeah, “one” rhymes with “gone” for me.

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