Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.

Look at the fancy pants here that uses advanced technology like the abacus instead of counting on their nine fingers like the rest of us!

This game looks boring. Graphics are weak. How much XP did you get for the bird friending quest?

Edit: shit, that’s not a bird, is it? Well, don’t I look foolish now?

“In a row?”

Well I’ve already met him, but the first time Jabba the Hut wasn’t in the background, so I’d definitely like a do-over.

Not just the ass, but the oxen and sheep, too!

Yeah, I really enjoy dry sarcasm, but it doesn’t always come across in text. That one’s on me. My bad.

This is antima propaganda. Antima is a terrorist organization, unlike the patriotic Proton Boys.

Some time before I played this game, I reset my TV display settings but apparently forgot to turn game mode back on. I was getting slaughtered by everything and I was so pissed thinking that they just did a bullshit job developing the reaction commands.

The game was a lot more enjoyable after I realized that I was just an idiot.

He’s like the reverend from Footloose without the saving grace of being played by John Lithgow.

Hmm… I wonder how they’d feel about my Bachelor’s in Spanish Language and Culture.