I can name them, but I can’t hug every cat 😪

I mean, yeah? Is it controversial to think that owls are kitties?

People really love to feel smug about others using words “wrong” for some reason. Let them. I don’t care.

The meaning is derived from the brutality of the act, not the proportion of people killed.

Eh, both is pretty much zero.

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Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates

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Milling is called that because of the card Millstone, with flavour text:

More than one mage has been driven insane by the sound of the millstone relentlessly grinding away.

Turning the opponent terminally dumb has always been what milling is about.

51 / 17 = 3

Not sure if username checks out or not…

I don’t think Jews are Christian fundamentalists.

I’m going through a hangover. Checks out.

But not all Christian fundamentalists are obsessed with cutting off pieces of baby penises. That’s largely an American thing.

I watched the first season and I loved it! The story, the characters…

Wait, no. That was Mass Effect.

Because humour is not a person.

Source? It’s not exactly brain surgery…

Oh man, I come here for funny memes, but this is some heavy shit.

Now the real challenge - try failing the segment while controlling him.

I tried reading the article, got about halfway through and it just keeps repeating the same thing over and over again. It starts with this:

There’s a shortage coming that nobody’s put on a slide yet: senior engineers. Every company on earth is about to want one who can drive a fleet of agents with judgment — and almost nobody is making new ones anymore, because AI ate the entry-level work juniors used to learn on

That’s it. That’s the whole article as far as I was willing to read. There’s almost no extra information further down. Holy hell.