Wyoming today has a libertarian “leave me the fuck alone” type of conservatism.

Until you hit Jackson.

Then it swings HARD into “Fuck you poors, I got mine.”

It’s the wealthiest county in the US.

Of course they did. What is going on now is worse than mccarthyism and red scare bullshit.

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Unless you’re an enlisted aging man with low testosterone.

I’ll add that OP is also upset their songs get stuck in their head. That’s a weird way to say you like a band.

I read the title as Ticketmaster and was like “yo bro is trolling. Nobody likes Ticketmaster.”

We need to stop pussyfooting. This is embarrassing.

People over 65 shouldnt hold office. Full fucking stop there.

If you’re absent for 30 days, you should need a bipartisan review of your well being.

This is a fucking circus.

Shoulda followed him to his car, snapped the car/plate, cast a wider net.

What a smarmy slimeball of a human.

Cheeseless is incorrect.

Apizza, which is what a tomato pie is, still has a TON of cheese. It’s just all blended into the sauce. Usually all romano and Parm. No melty stuff.

So this opinion isn’t just unpopular. It’s wrong. Because I guarantee the tomato pies you love contain cheese.

The trouble is that intellectual property laws are so far behind technology that there’s basically no way to implement this technology without fucking over the creators of IP.

I’ve heard the suspect drives an automobile.

EVERYONE PULL OVER.

STOP TRYING TO HIT ME WITH YOUR VEHICLES.

We need a manosphere parody to counter.

“Oh what a bitch. Cuck-boy too poor to handle a little extra fucking tax? You can either afford it or you can’t, loser. Excuse me while I build another Hospital with my crypto rug pull investigation.” Walk off with only fans models

It’s what they respond to. Gotta worm into their heads a little.

Thanks Obama

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Someone’s not gonna be on the next jubilee.

When you play competitive contact sports, you assume risk. There wouldn’t even be a case if it happened in his driveway.

Todd Blanche was confirmed at 4:30 a.m. and will be the reason the midterms go sideways.

THERE WILL BE NO PETIT THEFT IN AMERICA DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Flock cameras contain copper and gold.

The fuck is this sloppy garbage?