“I’ll show you something to be hungry about!”
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Is this how you find out you’re color blind?
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Android@lemdro.id•Oukitel unveils a gaming phone with dual fan cooling, a phone with a built-in lighter and moreEnglish
4·23 hours agoBecause, from my limited understanding, mobile gaming is bigger than any other platform. So, apparently, most people don’t feel like that’s true.
That made it worse!
[Michael knocks on stall door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I’m going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?
[Michael knocks again]
Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother… if you’re looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I’m done dropping this load. Or you’re going to be one sorry a-hole.
[Michael doesn’t leave]
Big Joe Grizzly: Okay… you just hold on, Daisy. I’ve got something for you.
[unsheathes knife, opens door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I’m gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you…
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Pizza restaurants: Why pizza-making robots are not cutting itEnglish
5·2 days agoFrom the moment you understand the weakness of your flesh…
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•‘Dollar store dinners’ go viral on social media
15·2 days agoA lot of them sell items underweight or won’t stock specific items advertised as being on sale until the sale ends as well.
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What if Soy Milk is just regular Milk introducing itself in Spanish?English
21·2 days agoAnd of course, “Hello, I am sauce.” -soy sauce
I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.
You can tell he really made it himself.
“Some day I’ll have a tiny forge and turn them into tiny swords.”
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook
18·3 days agoJohnny Trillionaire McFuckthepoors XXII
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
childfree@lemmy.world•No we don't. That's why we chose not to have any.
24·3 days agoLife is already hard enough, no thanks.
I don’t like children in general and would prefer not to be around them in any capacity. It would be fine with me if people stopped having children, but I realize that’s unreasonable.
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Food served to US service men & women.English
1321·4 days agoNow do modern prison and public school food for comparison.





When you put something back together and end up with spare parts.