It sounds shitty and awesome and exactly what I want.

I’d respect them more if their goal was to make sure we could not work and still thrive.

But they’re on the same “job is good” kick everyone else is.

I’ve been showing that since the year 2000.

Had a Kucinich for President bumper sticker and everything.

When will it start to work?

Just don’t fill your ballot out, at least not completely. That’s what I do. I only voted for one person in the primary.

I remember feeling this way until I realized none of it actually matters and the ticking is really annoying.

Finally a good looking EV

Put a pop up camper top on it and I’ll take two

I spend 20% of my workday away from my computer

Amateur.

Millions of man hours preventing catastrophe only to be met with the perpetual refrain “What do we pay you for?”

Those people deserve to be as honored as those who worked in the space program, but all the recognition they got was the movie Office Space.

May the next fuck around generation appreciate our sacrifice.

There were binders that had these sort of things built in that could hold a lot of paper with a long metal band.

Really useful for shimming door latches.

The effect of an individual vote is indistinguishable from it not having any effect at all.

Disclaimer: This strategy takes decades or centuries to have any effect.

Meanwhile everyone else outlives their money every couple weeks.

As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir

Boar taint is real and not very tasty.

If I’m feeling extra slutty I’ll use bacon grease

Thousand Island Why did you stay with an emotionally abusive woman long enough to have two kids

“These eukaryotes always need our fucking help.”

My favorite method is to slather it with softened butter and do it on a pan

What I’ve learned is that some of us are gonna die, there’s no way around it.

Good news is I’m an idiot and managed to do it losing two pawns.