Retro consoles shouldn’t have hard drives, or internet access.

You put the cartridge in, you turn the power on, and you sip your capri sun because it’s 1990, and you’re 7 years old, and the world isn’t a dumpster fire.

Time to play super mario bros 3, as was the style at the time.

Burger King does.

At mcdonalds? Well…I AM old, but when I worked there as a teenager, we just ripped open an unmarked brown paper bag, and poured them straight into a metal basket.

Then we dropped the basket in oil, pressed a button, and 3 minutes later DING FRIES ARE DONE!

…what’s the spoon for?

These kids work in accounting, sales, and one is in jail.

I’ll let you figure out who went where.

hug

No no no. Don’t come TO America! If I could, I’d be LEAVING America!

God no. Please Canada, don’t join us! We are a dumpster fire right now. If we try yo gorce you, fight us!

rams into someguy3

No.

Ooooooh, I like his shirt! Spiderman!

You could have every single piece of technology on the planet using AI and it would still falter, because HUMANS DON’T WANT AI! Time and time again it’s been shown that people don’t like this shit. You’re spending money that hasn’t been made, on ram that hasn’t been produced, to be installed in AI data centers that haven’t been built, to run AI farms that have zero interest from humans, to chase profits that will never come.

I would normally say “congratulations, you fell for it again”, except nobody is tricking you here. YOU are the one tricking yourself. Every expert has stated that CEOs everywhere report no actual benefit from their AI use. Tech experts everywhere report that customers don’t want AI in their toilet. Or their toaster. Or their TV. Or their cell phone.

So who is this for?

Well, to be fair, I’m sure ciggerettes being bad for your health isn’t obvious to some boomers. When they were kids, cigerettes were marketed as a healthy alternative to breakfast. So they watched their parents, who served in WWII, smoke em all day.

And honestly? I don’t blame them. They were 18, and sent off to fight hitler in the biggest global conflict the world has ever seen. Whats a lousy cigerette going to do when you’ve survived Normandy, ya know? They say the sea had turned from a beautiful majestic blue, into a horror red, because the OCEAN was more blood than water at that point. Surely a marlborro ain’t got shit on that.

So the boomers grew up with commercials with cartoon camels convincing them that cigerettes were cool.

So I bet there’s still a few boomers who refuse to believe cigerettes will give you cancer.

And before you laugh, just know that most kids these days don’t believe that vapes will give THEM cancer.

It’s all the same. The form factor changes. The world and it’s problems stay the same. We’re still dealing with a world full of nazis, idiots, and wealthy assholes contributing to climate change.

auto closing/suspending stale communities stale could be defined as unanswered mod reports, no mod activity (no post, comment, login in x time period), no posts

No. I’ve seen several times people ask the admins if they could take over a community. And it happened. Thus reviving dead communities.

staggered new account permissions: wait 24h before commenting, wait 7 days before posting.

Why?

allow community users to flag posts or comments as NSFW.

This one I like.

Voting changes from up, down to up, down or NSFW.

That’s not how it should be done though. The same menu that you pull out that lets you report things to a mod, instead of reporting to mod, it should let you report as NSFW. If a mod approves the request, it then becomes labeled as NSFW.

Ok…but thats not an arguement for or against analog or digital. You’re just making the case for redundancy. You can achieve the same thing by making a copy of analog files, and simply storing the copies in a different place.

NOW if the permanent records burn, there’s a backup. And that’s the point of redundancy.

This is the backpack

Elizabeth Montgomery just loved wiggling her nose at a couple of Dicks.

Water is wet is highly contested debate.

Sky is blue really depends on the weather. Skys are grey here in Cleveland today…and most days.

Pope is Catholic…yeah ok. That one is probably true.

Bears shit in the woods. Look man, I will admit I don’t know that much about the gay community. However I always assumed they shit in toilets with bidets.

This implies regular Doug Bowser was known for being wet…

We could call her…Samus! And she’ll wear a bikini when she dies…

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

The world: “Yeah. That’s about what we expected…”