My dad used to do this with toast. He’d wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours.
Then when I came down, he’d pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast.
I’m like “I’ll just make the toast myself”, and he was like “no! You’re 8 years old! You’re not allowed”.
I’m 42 now. We don’t talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.
This cat is like a pro wrestler!!!
Haaaaaaaaate the name. Cat is pretty. There’s sadness in her eyes.
Sounds like the rocks kicked you.
I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!
"Yes, good, human. Open that can of…BLACK OLIVES??? ARE YOU SHITTING ME??? WHERE THE HELL IS THE TUNA??? I hear the can opener, and I come running. I’m doing MY part! You insult me, with THIS???
Ya know what? Tonight, I’m gonna barf. And even though I’ll start the heaving on hardwood floors, I’m going to run to the carpet before it comes up. Just for you!"
That’s what your cat is thinking.
That’s not Zelda, that’s Link! Zelda is in another castle…
If Family Fued had the question “Name 10 ways to get a smack in tbe back of the head from your mom”, I think “giving her the finger” might actually be the top answer.
All your family would hear it, and say “Good answer, good answer!” And it’s absolutely on the board. Steve Harvey would then make an outragious claim that your mom is whoopin your ass after that.
It’s like…Jeez, Steve! Calm down! It’s 1 slap! If your mom is realing for the cane, I think you might have just been raised in a toxic home. Which for him is absolutely true.
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That too.
…alright…weird request, but ok.
throws the feathery thing towards you
…c’mon. Put it in your mouth, so I can pull on the string and play with you! You’re the one who wanted this!
NO!!! THE FEATHERY THING IS MIIIINE!!! YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!!! ARRRRGGHHHHH!!!
Ok, don’t do a thumbs up. But also don’t do a thumbs down either. Do one kind of halfway between up and down, where it’s kind of pointing to the side.
We innitially wanted something where your fingers make the shape of a T, but as it turns out, it is really really hard to move your fingers into the shape of a T. Try it. It’s akward, and painful, and it kinda sorta can be done…but also we hate it, so we decided on the thumb to the side thing. Easy to do, easy to read once you see it. That was the important part.
Oh, ok.
I remember when I was 17, my mom would hand me the phone whenever telemarketers would call.
I’d waste their time as a hobby. Sometimes I’d say my mom was on vacation in Jamaca, eating lots of blue flavored snow cones. Other times I’d say she was in the shower.
Either way, I’d start a counter to see how long they’d stay on the phone with me. My record was 2 hours 26 minutes. And my mom actually ended it. She came up and asked who I was talking to. I held up the hand signal for telemarketer.
She was in one of her pissy moods, so she grabbed the phone out of my hand, and screamed into the phone “THIS IS HIS MOM! WE DON’T WANT ANY!!!” and hung up.
To this day, I still believe I could have hit the 5 hour mark if she had just let me.
My reasoning was if they’re talking to me, they AREN’T talking to someone who could be scammed.
I mean…I get it.
I’ve had jobs before where I just DON’T do my job.
What? You say their job is important??? Oh, they’re literally running the country???
Oh.
Yeah, they should do their job.
goes back to ignoring the front desk
I think I’ll get a nap in…
Shhhhhhh…hold on…do you hear that?
…
listening
…hear it? It’s silence from all the hypocritical right wingers who see nothing wrong with this.
As long as you understand that you absolutely are taking the risk of fraud being assosiated with your own personal bank account.
Like don’t post in 2 days “GUYS!!! I WAS HACKED!!! THEY STOLE EVERYTHING!!!”
Am I out of touch? I’ve never heard of ANY of these games…
Oh. I had the entirely wrong context in my mind. I thought the mainland of Ukraine was attacked by russia.
Now I see it was Ukraine that attacked russia (Ukraine).
So this is actually good news.
You built your house on top of a kitten spawner??? Noooooo!!!