The worst part is when they’re girl-next-door natural beauties like this.

Your brain can say no to an obvious escort/Victoria secret model suspect, but when your animal brain starts shutting down your frontal lobe with “Oh my god, she’s the one!!” malware you’re screwed lmao

Student loan’s a scam, don’t pay.

I have at least 3

Damn, this guy’s fancy

That’s the good stuff.

Lmfao

Thanks for introducing me to this comic

Absolutely, it’s literally cited as the notorious “brother vs brother” war

By setting mailboxes on fire?

Sixty-eight percent of adults described the U.S. economy as “poor” in the latest poll

It’s a shame that 68 didn’t vote accordingly. FAFO

get a feeling of how the idealistic image of USA painted my movies/music/etc

It was all idealism in the end, sorry to ruin the fantasy.

Where have I seen this before…

Alternatively… just get a CRT. Or hell, even an old plasma screen lol

If you root your tv…

My brother in christ.

Scumbags. What the hell is this 'murkin propaganda? It’s like the whole country is unironically trying to become the Sith.

Been a while since a had a good laugh at a Charlie vid, thanks

It’s ironic that for all the broken record whining about “attacks on Christmas”, the first legitimate one I’ve seen is from their largest multinational corporation.

They seem to be sending the message that holiday cheer and time with the family is all overrated bullshit and you should just stay home and stuff your face with mcdonald’s instead. Honestly surprised that the AI is people’s biggest concern here instead of the soulless corpo propaganda.

Ah, that makes sense.

What do they do with people that intentionally avoid social media? Is it simply presumed they’re hiding something?

Ding ding ding, now we’re finally getting somewhere here.

I’m beginning to believe the point to all this is to, if you’ll excuse the cliche, “literally become 1984”. They want to normalize the idea of having your every thought and action recorded and monitored across state-surveilled social media platforms.

So if for some reason you take a weekend holiday up in New England and decide to keep that to yourself? Now it’s suspicious. What were you doing in Vermont? Meeting up with other communists? Planning a revolution, perhaps? Detained.