We need to #legalizehorny!

I cant reach my own, but I’d rather lick someone’s butt than eat a pickle

There’s a common saying in reference to why designing bear-proof campground trash cans is so hard: there’s a serious overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans

Perfectly cat shaped

You could do me if you really want to

One day, an archeologist will find that one thumb drive I lost in 2016 and could never find again

This seems like the kind of sign that would regularly go missing

Scissoring (the lesbians are over represented) /s

Watch your step, you might slip on the wet floor

Have you listened to gesaffelstein? His music might not be for everyone but I definitely wouldn’t call it bland or boring

That’s not stopping you from smoking weed and yelling at the moon naked

Deadly shibari

Is a woman (optional)

You don’t need to wear pants. Let the outside match the inside

Jokes aside, what the hell are they?

This is just a Loth cat with a furby head

Got room for one more?

Play that guitar… play it again… my Johnny