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Good puppy!

Shimp

Everyone who knows I have an engineering degree is always surprised when I’m a fucking idiot

Oof, same. It’s scary that it’s all the engineers at my office, I’d think they’d know better

just so much of technology in media is written this way

Especially with star wars, where it’s closer to “space fantasy” than “science fiction”

Hell yea, lets go $#!% squad!!

No, fuck you. I’m not letting another holiday supercede Halloween

Thats awesome, congrats on the good day! (And good date)

Mrow

Then they can deal with my tiddies out

Is this slop? I can’t tell anymore 😭

Elrond thinks all 4 hobbits are in a gay poly relationship

Tomato has nothing going on behind those eyes, he’s so adorable

Fine, we can do it on the sidewalk I guess

Hell yea, fuck her. You’re way too cool to let someone else drag you down!

🔥🔥🔥

Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you’re done!

I’m convinced the stroke was fake and his run as a democrat was a ruse to get elected on false promises