As a longtime ABBA fan, the fact that their catalog has so many hits and “Dancing Queen” is almost the only one that ever gets played annoys me to no end.

No, gloopstik

I, know right!

Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day.
Set a man on fire he’s warm for a lifetime.

Maybe if you had spoken to him instead of being so rude…

It fits better diagonally

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy…

And Lisp?

I, a man, can laugh while I murder! No need for me to choose!

It’s a Walmart. Specifically, the Tire and Lube Express.

Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.

Hey! I didn’t know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!

It’s that 51st state someone keeps claiming…

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Hey! Leave Otto’s girlfriend out of this!

Maybe don’t go after underage trees?

Did you know that sex is a heritable trait?

If your parents didn’t have any, chances are you won’t either.

Looks like a shit post…