Same boat

I’ve gotten this a lot. I was also on early Reddit a lot so I guess AI probably just writes like I do, not the other way around

The condoms are under the sink

That depends entirely on the customer and how long they want to be hearing chainsaws, chippers and having trucks and equipment on their property. Can it be done with just one guy? Probably not reasonably, especially if you live somewhere like I do, the Pacific Northwest and the trees are big. But a few guys and a small operation with small trucks and minimal equipment? Sure, but they still need to be licensed and insured, they are doing a hazardous job, and with the time not being saved by machines you’re paying for significantly more labor hours. The reason tree trimming businesses do it that way is it’s generally more efficient and more efficient typically costs you about the same but puts a little money in their pocket. Things have a built in cost that you can’t undercut with out straight up losing money, you pay what you pay or you do it yourself (and you still have to pay some of that for the equipment or gear needed). Business works best at scale, that’s just how it works in most industries.

Make humility great again

I shop almost exclusively at Costco or a local co-op because all the stuff on the regular grocery store (always some version of Kroger) shelves is usually right at its sell date or very close, this is new in my area, things that used to have 6 - 8 months of shelf stable time pantry goods have a month left when I see them in the store, which defeats the purpose of me keeping a deep pantry. So I do less bargain shopping and just do big Costco runs when I can and get fresh stuff at the co-op in between

At least bread you can eyeball once you get enough practice at a specific recipe, a lot of it is about the moisture content which changes in the air from day to day so it’s never precise anyway

I own this stuff, I buy it at Costco, I don’t even think I could spray it for 1/4th a second it’s not got a very precise nozzle. There’s also a huge difference, literally magnitudes, between 1/4th of a second and a few seconds over a pan. I use cooking spray pretty regularly and have a few applications like my ornate Nordic wear pans where a bottle of oil would not work well and it would be nice to know what I’m adding to my food but I chalk it up to the caloric cost of cooking

It was never funny and the only people who thought so were those who were too privileged to see it for what it was

It’s just a different focal length

Gift giving, giving rare and/or useful things was a good way to build relationships in a pre-agricultural world, a world where relationships especially between groups was even more crucial than today

What is “climate church”?

Electric crickets

Yes, seven, ten times not sixty plus ten more

I don’t think that falls into the “easy” category even if it might be a good idea

I don’t think anything can spark mass protests in the US personally

People pleasing, spent nearly four decades getting so good at it thinking if only I could be just that little bit “more good” that I’d get what I want and need from people and relationships only to realize I’ve been plenty good this whole time, it’s a fools errand and I only attract people who will move the goal posts every time because it’s what I expect and have trained for

It’s the same picture

Even just a “hey what the hell???” And a confused offended look is enough for the vast majority of people. Bullies tend to pick on people who are kind, genuine and give others the benefit of the doubt, you never have to stop being kind or genuine but ABSOLUTELY stop giving people the benefit of the doubt who don’t have a history with you to prove they deserve it

If it was delicious and sanitary I don’t see why not