Most awesome news of 2026!

LoL! Only in russia. Because nothing says “strong nation” like handcuffing teenagers who dare mention reality. The umpteenth russian oil depot burnt by Ukrainian defenders.

I mean, their name and description say it all. They appear to fuse two rather telling themes:

1- “Hex” : as in the fraudulent cryptocurrency scheme launched by Richard Heart (real name: Richard James Schueler), a notorious spammer and lawbreaker who ultimately faced the consequences of his actions.

2- A shameful endorsement of communist-style authoritarianism : essentially, a system that violates basic human rights while promoting a fully centralised, stagnant, and corrupt regime devoid of meaningful technological progress.

Frankly, if I got banned from a place like that, I’d wear it as a badge of honour, LoL ❗😂