Europe’s $24 Trillion

Great, now nobody knows how much that is (other than a lot).

Pong.

Just go back to gopher.

The US people. There went “What does the whole planet start their week on? Really? Well in that case we’ll pick Sunday”.

A bit like what they did for pretty much everything else.

Well, it is one of the most idiotic designs for a robot, ever, after all.

“Ai, write a mobile os. The interface has to be nice and in colour. Kthkxbye”

That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.

Is your wife a white male land owner ?

You wear shoes outside?

In the context of tacos, maybe, but when you search for the term,that’s not the only context it’s used in.

I had to look up what “lengua” was. Figurers that it has to be disguised with a fancy name over there.
But then of course US people throw away half the food on the animals they butcher.

Exactly. It’s a variant of “military grade” for those products where it would sound odd.

He’s not the leader of Antifa, he’s a very naughty boy!

TIL technicians come in buckets.

(I thought they came in cans)

So, the IEEE has an actual norm for marketing speak.
Which, honestly, ought to happen more often.

What else are they going to run? beOs?

What’s this? Sugar Daddy Magazine?

If those lazy bastards would just stop sleeping at night and worked instead…

Mysterious ways indeed.

I’m the same, but with windows.

People just don’t like changing their ways.

Also you’ll find out that linux is mostly much more logical than windows ever was.