I’d like to be able to talk like a stand-up comedian. I rehearse shit in my head. Put the funny word at the end! Sometimes it even comes out the way I intend.

My 2008 Mazda is a better car. I don’t need or want all that stupid tech in my car because I know how to drive and I pay attention to the road.

LOL “a journey of continuous evolution”. Is that corpo-speak for a never-ending shit-show with a lying, capricious CEO?

That whole debut album of their’s was full of bangers. Not so much their subsequent efforts.

And who doesn’t have a copy of The Iliad handy at any moment?

Oh it’s definitely a joke, dude.

Rowlf.

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America will. Once justice has been served.

Once We Were Spacemen - Alan Tudyk and Nathan Fillion reminiscing. Fairly new, so only a dozen or so episodes so far.

The Weekly Planet. - Melbourne lads, James and Maso riffing about pop culture. They’re hilarious. YEARS of content.

For pity’s sake, Don, could you please just shut the fuck up for five minutes?!

I made a joke.

No you didn’t.

Interesting. Looks like he mostly endorses people that are already guaranteed to win. That tracks.

The rise of One Nation in Australia is concerning.

In long, stringy ropes.

I don’t think Hegseth knows which side is up on any given day of the week.

Good experiences all around.

Hegseth can’t be having with any of that nonsense!

… And the celebrities you did know about get old and die, or worse, become awful bigots, making you wonder if they were always awful bigots (spoiler: they were). Anyway, I don’t think I’ve ever cared about celebrities beyond thinking ‘Huh, so that person exists’. I’m more interested in artists, philosophers and — the good ones being a combination of those two traits — comedians.

Us non-American are also very anxious about America’s political system. Y’all have too many bombs and not enough i.q. points.

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