The library system in my home state has a “Fee: Non-Resident” option on the application. Last time I visited, I paid next to nothing for a library card that is good for 5 years so I can access a ton of ebooks on Libby that my local libraries don’t have.

Try not to write any task managers on the way to the parking lot!

That is exactly what I am looking for!! Thank you so much!

There was a web game in probably early 2000s. It was some lil guy who climbs a tall ladder to get into a spaceship, maybe with his dog? and goes to another planet. I think his spaceship breaks down and he has to explore the other world to fix it?

I don’t think any of the characters spoke words but instead intoned sounds/notes, and the background music was generally calming and chill. I remember it being visually appealing to look at, but I don’t much remember particular scenes (besides getting in the spaceship).

No recollection of what it was called. I’ve tried to look online before but forums discussing games with similar themes have not been fruitful.

Once

Oh say is that plane really

falling from the sky?

O’er the land of the free

Fuckin’ poke in the eye

What really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.

If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.

Dear dairy, Ricotta tell you about my day!

I made some Cheddar working at the Cottage, which was a Brie-leaf because I’ve been feeling Bleu lately.

I Camembert-leave how fun it was and It feels Gouda to know that Emmental health Havarti started to get better!

I thought for a while that maybe I was just Curds but now I believe if I could Paneer into the future I’d find Abondance! Today was the Goat!

I know someone who can’t eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.

I believe in you

That’s coprolite!

Quesadillius

Nice beaver!

Spirit Halloween has a butterfly this year.

I’ve been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.

Meanwhile I’m at the thrift store going, “They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!”

You may say I’m a streamer… but I’m not the only one

“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

Unless you’ve got POWER!

A finger