The male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down

Your asshole will start looking like that guy’s forehead in a couple days

Scheiße

people are stored in the balls

I could have gained citizenship in Spain or Portugal based on my family name alone (and like €600 or so) when they had the citizenship path for Sephardic Jewish heritage. I found out too late though and they had closed the door before I even knew about my distant relatives in the first place.

Wife is Irish enough to claim her passport so we’re working that path currently. Those things are just your right to establish a life there, though, and don’t include figuring out housing, source of income and everything else.

It certainly feels like we’re going to miss our chance, but it’s definitely worth it to keep working toward IMO.

At least not one that didn’t have his face on it

Doesn’t represent me

I’m pretty sure the commercial was before my time. I managed to catch the very tail-end of collect calls and payphones, though. I definitely used this trick all the time to get my parents to come out and collect (heh) me from school or the mall as a broke tween. It annoyed the shit out of them haha

I remember the Windows 7 launch more vividly. IIRC they released a free public beta before launch. I immediately downloaded and installed it. Light as a feather and it ran like a top, everything worked.

Tellmywifihadababyitsaboy

Wouldn’t this approach require a massive bureaucracy for enforcement?

As a simple example, let’s say I earn $100 at my job and take in another $100 from UBI. I now have $200 in my bank account. Once it’s in my account, $1 is $1. If I turn around and spend $10 on the devil’s lettuce and porn (quite the bargain if you ask me) how is the government going to prove it’s UBI dollars I’m spending? I can think of 3 possible solutions and they all have serious potential problems:

• I keep and provide all of my receipts for the month to prove that $100 or less total was spent only on things that weren’t marijuanas and porn (not really feasible for most people, and also easy to defraud)
• I have a separate UBI account and a special debit card that won’t let me buy certain things or only works at certain places (similar to how EBT or FSA work already, but government could interfere with this account for arbitrary reasons)
• We create a new currency, a “digital dollar”, either alongside or as a replacement for USD (the really worrisome one, everything here is fully tracked and controlled at the whim of whoever is in government)

In my opinion, UBI should be given without strings attached. Even ignoring the moral questions around controlling how people spend their funds, trying to do any of the above would result in massive overhead from having to create and administer these new controls, possibly exceeding the loss coming from a small minority who would possibly misuse the funds, or it just gives the government way too much control. This could actually serve to entrench inequality and disenfranchisement rather than providing a way to ease them.

I’ve always preferred calling it “trans-atlantic” to avoid confusion with that “Mid-Atlantic Region” of the US which is on the East Coast roughly from New Jersey down to Virginia, maybe even the very northern Coastal parts of North Carolina. Some people include New York/NYC but I can’t agree. Ok, maybe parts of New York bordering Pennsylvania.

That makes me really sad. Our town dump has a pay-to-dispose system for electronics like that. It’s $15 to dump anything from laptops and monitors, to ancient hulking mainframes, industrial equipment, stage lighting, and all manner of other unwanted electronic things which doubtless spent time rotting in someone’s attic or basement before finally being considered as trash and hauled off for disposal. The disposal container has always had a “no scavenging” sign that I would ignore, and I’ve found some pretty sweet loot in there. Stuff like whole gaming PCs whose only problem is a single bad component, vintage analog turntables I’ve cleaned up and repaired, etc.

Recently, the shipping container in which these items are placed by their former owners was moved to a new spot under an existing security camera, and a sticker system was implemented. I’m starting to think they might be profiting on both ends from it (the disposal fee from residents and money from a recycler/salvage?) but I’m not quite sure. More likely they’re just overly worried about liability from someone doing something dumb or unexpected, and someone getting hurt, and/or simply maintaining the appearance of accountability. The camera only sees who and what is going in and out of the container though, not what happens inside there.

My latest strategy to defeat these measures has been to buy a sticker to gain access but bring two pieces of unwanted junk: one is the paid item - my “ticket”, so to speak - giving me the legitimacy of access to the shipping container, and another secret “replacement” item. I usually find some way to make these look like a single unit, which is easy, as what constitutes a single item is defined very loosely. As long as everything seems ok with that transaction, I drive over to the spot, back up to the shipping container entrance and open up the lift gate of my little hatchback, which partially blocks the camera’s view. Then I drop my legitimate “decoy” item, quickly try to find something good in there (I make sure it’s busy when I go, so there usually is) and then do a cheeky, sneaky sticker swap onto my secret item and whisk my quarry into the back of the car. If I don’t find something worth taking I just leave the whole bundle of both items as-is.

I assume they check and count stickers sold from the front office vs. actual items stickered at the end of each day or week, but they can’t feasibly keep track of what things are or who brought what. Any items you’ve brought can remain in your vehicle while you’re paying your dues at the fee station near the main entrance, and they don’t ever ask to check it if you seem halfway competent with their system and setup. I’m a known quantity (as far as they’re aware) so the most they ever do is glance at my vehicle and make sure it still has an unexpired sticker (these are issued by the town annually) which allows me to enter the facility in the first place. Then, after payment, you have to drive all the way across the facility to an area in the back, where the disposal container is. While you may encounter another worker there, it’s unlikely for them to connect the dots or even see the actual items at all until after you’ve left. Plus they’re perennially understaffed – usually just 2 or 3 overworked guys are handling everything that happens at a dump for a town of over 40,000. They’re usually doing something far more important than trying to bust petty rule breakers, like handling the mountain of human trash generated daily by all the wonderful consumer denizens of our middle-class suburb.

If there was an incident detected - signs of malfeasance or any other cause for concern - I assume it would be a reactive choice that cameras would be more closely scrutinized, your identifying details would be collected, and an investigation would ensue if deemed necessary. Otherwise, they simply don’t have the resources to track what’s what, and just kinda wing it with a process that seems tight at first glance, but is really still partially on an honor system. I also get the vibe they’re happy to be bringing any revenue at all for the town, and don’t necessarily care much unless flagrant violations occur or someone gets hurt or a suspicious pattern is noticed. Unless you’re really unlucky, simply the appearance of innocently following the established systems of dump bureaucracy and not being a jerk is enough to avoid arousing any suspicion at all.

It’s slightly unethical, objectively, according to some, sure, and I might get caught doing this eventually – but it’s hard to emphasize just how little I care about that. I’m willing to play dumb, act sorry, promise to behave in the future, take whatever minor slap on the wrist that follows, then eventually move onto whatever other weird game I end up playing with society next which tickles me in this specific way. It’s not like I’m selling any of this stuff; I fix it up and keep it for myself unless and until I find someone else who needs it more. You could call it a rationalization for petty theft concocted by an autistic mind, maybe that’s right, but in my estimation I’m not really doing any harm, since they end up with the same net number of items in the end, plus I bought a sticker with actual money, I’m disposing of items which are actually dead and useless, and I’m rescuing something else by extending its useful life. If the new thing I’ve acquired can’t be used or repurposed, and is indeed trash, that’s my new “ticket” for next time! Everything described above fits into quite nicely into my personal framework of morality, so fuck it. Plus it’s fun!

Not sure where you’re at, but the hospitals around here are pretty meticulous with sorting waste, especially segregating biowaste. I am near to Boston though, so they’re admittedly some of the best.

I don’t want to spoil anything, but our next one features loads of steamy creaming and popping, so if you’re into that I would hold off until that one drops

Cronjobs… wait

Idk, gotta bounce, peace

Damn, that’s disappointing. It’s hard to keep track of all these high-profile TV pedos. Luckily, he is still in prison for now.

Oh we’re still strokin’ off - but with corn

Dozens of uncut all-natural cobs, glistening wet with morning dew, get baled up with twine and roughly power-shucked by gruff steppe farmer while painfully shy waxy pole beans – forced to watch until completion – sway and shudder as they ripen in full public view #CAWB #rough-shucking #forced-voyeurism #BEANS